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If I Were To Write A Poem

Posted by -   Funway
19:47:06 2014-07-02 Funny Poems

If I were to write a poem,
It would be a fantastic piece of art,
Many people would read it and be so inspired by my work,
They would want to sit down and try to write their own.

If I were to write a poem,
It would have all the fundamentals of a masterpiece,
A beginning, middle, and end, but of course with a great climax as well.

If I were to write a poem,
Terms like marvellous, exquisite or profound would be used to describe it,
No one is really sure why it is so good, but who knows why people like the things that they do.

If I were to write a poem,
I would be rich and wealthy because of the Nobel Prize that I would receive due to its greatness.
Einstein would be proud of me.

If I were to write a poem,
The geese would fly north for the winter just because my poem told them to,
Cows would climb trees,
Cats would chase dogs only because my poem said that.

If I were to write a poem,
The Queen of England would bow down to its greatness,
And because this poem is so good,
My teacher would give me an A+. 

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The Nightmare Before Christmas

Posted by -   Funway
19:46:01 2014-07-02 Funny Poems

Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.

He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;

He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.

Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.

He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.

A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries mace.

He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.

With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and gave his nose a squeeze.

I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.
 

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Menacing Madam Mery

Posted by -   Funway
19:44:51 2014-07-02 Funny Poems

I knew a biased educator
Who resembled a detonator
Screaming, criticizing, patronizing
Educationally dramatizing
Blasphemous thoughts informed the students
Of the menacing rage of the nuisance
Her lies and aches
Remind us of her pathetic fakes
Learning is wise
We all see through your disguise
So listen well and count your sheep
Students rule the school you freaking bleep. :) 

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